a guide to mainstream Vocaloid shipping by your friendly neighborhood fuzzle

  • leonlola: kaimei before kaimei was a thing
  • kaimei: it somehow feels like they're a pair of married middle-aged geezers even though they're young adults
  • kaimiku: 50% of the songs with them end in some really screwed up thing happening
  • rinlen: even when it's not incest it damn well feels like it
  • lenmiku: the fandom for this kinda died out after the revelation Miku's Servant of Evil character was actually lesbian
  • gakuluka: you're shipping this because of ggrks
  • al-ann: kaimei except with monsters
  • kailen: back in the day when this was one of the only available BL ships
  • kaigaku: back in the day when this was one of the only available BL ships with two grown men
  • mikurin: back in the day when this was one of the only available GL ships
  • meiluka: back in the day when this was one of the only available GL ships with two grown women
  • mikuluka: magnet
  • gakugumi: poor man's kaimiku
  • tonioprima: kaimei except in opera
  • pikomiki: if they look like each other, they're dating
  • VY1+2: kaimei except with no faces
  • lenoliver: we know why you're shipping this don't even TRY to lie about it
  • yukaria: they're probably superimposed on a PV with space in the background
  • galamew: either the rainbow squad or the monochrome conspiracy's going to win out this one
  • brunoclara: kaimei except in Spanish
  • tianling: the first inter??? romance between a Vocaloid and (at the time) a voiceless entity
  • hiomaika: they'd be really great at parties

cecelio:

trailbreakerofficial:

asexuality is probably just a hormonal imbalance and not a legitimate sexuality-“

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#[sing songs] sex drive can be affected by hormones and illnesses but sex drive is not an indicator of sexuality#[beat boxes] you can be straight w/ no sex drive and ace w/ high sex drive#[punk screams] asexuality is a sexuality that is valid whether or not you understand this simple concept

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opinion of anime over time

  • pre-weeb: oh, those Japanese cartoon things! I saw an episode of sailor moon once
  • naruto phase: I love naruto!!!! Itadakimasu! *attempts to use chopsticks on instant ramen* jutsuuuuu! *does naruto run up tree, falls on ass*
  • the Full Weeb: IM REALLY KAWAII ANIME IS MY LIFE BAKA BAKA BAKA
  • post-naruto: naruto is so lame and overrated. anyone who likes is a baka. I watch the REAL anime, like vampire knight and soul eater. Desu
  • post-weeb: anime is for babies. I hate anime, fucking weeaboos need to stop clogging up this earth
  • accidentally finding an anime I like: it's just one, I'm not a weeb or anything. I just appreciate this ONE show regardless of the medium.
  • weeb-in-denial: I... I'm not a weeb... okay maybe I am. I'm so sorry. Gomen
  • post-weeb weeb: Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER CALL ME SENPAI

upallnightogetloki:

radiorcrist:

24-karat-vagina:

thorinobsessed:

ionlyswimhomo:

shadowplier:

yoru-kage:

omgmufasa:

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iheartpkmn:

kittyperson:

dirkbot:

I was pissed today, so I made an insult generator. Enjoy

yOU TEDIOUS SMEGMA

You hideous breadstick

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YOU HIDEOUS NIPPLE

you decrepit dish rag

YOU FUTILE MANATEE

YOU TEDIOUS NIPPLE

YOU CRUSTY BREADSTICK

YOU CRUSTY DILDO

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